Don't call us, we might call you
Don't call us, we might call you
Leadership TEAM
Tiago
Anne-Lise
Tiago
Chairman, CEO,CFO, Chief Compliance Officer, Head of HR, Chief Scientist, CTO, President. Head of Sales and Spiritual advisor
Mario
Anne-Lise
Tiago
Chief Operating Officer
Anne-Lise
Anne-Lise
Anne-Lise
Maestro
Erel
Dottie
Anne-Lise
Security-- Black ops
Dottie
Dottie
Dottie
Disco Ball Sales Executive.
Nate
Dottie
Dottie
Janitorial Supervisor.
Bill
Bill
Bill
Janitor
Ali
Bill
Bill
Death Ray and facial recognition research
The science of dance floors
Why everyone loves our dance floors.
We have spent years perfecting our processes. Our dance floor design, manufacture, and material all have undergone ISO 9000 and ISO 9001 certification. All of our materials have been certified by NASA to survive atmospheric reentry.
We believe in sustainability! All of our bamboo floors are picked from Buddhist temples by the monks themselves. They are then blessed by the Dalai Llama.
The floors themselves are designed to fit the needs of individual dancers. We ask dancers to register with our system when they sign in. This includes the type of feel they want from the floor, floor temperature settings etc.... We use image tracking so that we adjust our geo thermal profile of the floor based baed on where the dancer is in the room. Each floor has at least 100 zones so the dancer can experience total granularity and comfort. Lighting : tone temperature and luminosity are also costumized to the preferences of the participant. Air temperature is controlled through silent fan arrays hidden through the environement.We use the same image tracking to adjust the floors resistance through springs in the floor and Pneumatic pressure.
Simply put our dance floors are the best! We will contact you if we feel you deserve our dance floor.
Warehouse
How we maintain the spiritual purity of our dance floors.
Our dance floor materials stored in the Vatican. At least 10 priests prey over them at all 24/7. The environment is temperature and humidity controlled to ensure that all materials are in optimal conditions.
